CHARLESTON — The West Virginia Department of Education Finance Office approved funding for schools to upgrade their outdated King James Version science books to the more current New King James Version. Ramp reporters spoke with superintendent Clayton Burch.
“Science is always changing and evolving — well, not evolving — you know what I mean. The old KJV science books currently being used by our schools are antiquated; the verbiage used in Deuteronomy can be difficult for most students to grasp.”
The board met last week to discuss and pray over which edition would best prepare students for the real world. At one point, it turned into a fiasco after a heathen suggested using the New International Version.
“We did have a progressive on the board who succumbed to the temptation of a lazy bastardization of the text. He is no longer with us,” Burch said ominously. “The students need to have the purest form of The Word — except in English, not Jewish.”
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