Brake’s Dairy King (Buckhannon, WV)
Looks like they just switched “Queen” to “King”, added the owner’s name to the front and BAM! You've got yourself a not quite Dairy Queen.
Dairy King of Philippi (Philippi, WV)
Similar technique used here and you can bet your ass the menu is just like a Dairy Queen. There is something to be said about the creative laziness bred by a patriarchal viewpoint that has been systematically pushed through religion and politics for hundreds of years.
Ramseys Laundry And Dairy Bar (Bickmore, WV)
We brought quarters but the games sucked.
Winfield Dairy Freeze (Winfield, WV)
Sure.
Dairy Creme Corner (Fairmont, WV)
I like the alliteration but something about it feels gross.
DairyWinkle (Charleston, WV)
Disgusting.
Burger Carte (Smithers, WV)
Don’t let the French spelling fool you. This is a fuckin’ Dairy Queen.
Dairy Kone (Monongah, WV)
Unsure why they went with the “K” but it feels racist.
Dairy Dream (Hundred, WV)
I’m dreaming of another type of cuisine.
Granny's Dairy Bar (Cowen, WV)
Granny just has to go on the list.
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