HUNTINGTON -- The big wigs upstairs have been working tirelessly to figure out a damn slogan for these dank products. Thrax called an emergency meeting to finally figure out a memorable phrase for their brand that really pops! After banging their heads against the mahogany table in the board room for several hours, here are the Top 10 Failed Thrax Slogans.
10. White Thrax Road — "Get higher than the grocery bill!"
Inspired by almost West Virginia’s very own, Tyler Childers. This stuff will get you ripped.
9. Thrax me about my wiener!
We’re talking about hot dogs here! And artisan-quality CBD products. Get your mind outta the gutter!
8. Brazilian Thrax - it goes on your genitals
It goes on your genitals.
TMNTHC
6. Can you see why adults love the taste of Thrax THC products?
Like the cereal, get it?
5. Not Your MawMaw’s Marijuana Alternative
MawMaw only fucks with shwag.
4. Thorthrax? Like the Dr. Seuss character, but for weed
Who speaks for the trees now?
3. What we’re doing here is completely legal
Look it up, idiot.
2. Fill your slacks with Thrax
To the brim.
1. The “X” in Thrax stands for “MP”
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