HUNTINGTON — Tim Irr, the WSAZ anchor who is actively doing damage to our state every single day by choosing not to run for political office, asked anchor Erica Bivens if she was “hit down down low or up high” by former meteorologist, Chelsea Ambriz.
Ambriz was sick and tired of seeing Bivens making “sex eyes” at her husband, so she reportedly initiated three hits:
1. Chelsea hitting Erica
2. Erica hitting the floor
3. The ambulance hitting the road to come pick her ass up.
The brawl took place at a local bar, and Ambriz allegedly shouted, “The forecast is in… 100% chance of pain!!” And then proceeded to kick the living shit out of the First Look at 4 and 10 anchor.
After spending time at the hospital in the Cheating Skanks Ward and recovering in the Back-stabbing Bitches Unit, Bivens was interviewed by beloved anchor, Tim Irr, who asked her if it was her top part or bottom part that got pummeled.
A confused and dizzy Bivens said, “Tom, thank you, yes. I actually got the shit kicked out of me by a meteorologist in college.” A concerned Irr asked, “Oh, wait. So this is the second time you got your ass beat by a meteorologist? Fascinating. And it’s great to have you back, Erica. Now let’s bring out Chelsea and get her side of things.”
What ensued after was a Jerry Springer-style circus of flying furniture and green screens and for some reason there was a studio audience chanting, “Tim Irr! Tim Irr! Tim Irr!” But fortunately, Tim’s body guards were able to apprehend the brawlers and pull them kicking and screaming to safety.
Ramp reporters don’t really care that this all happened, like, three years ago or whatever. News is news.
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