CHARLESTON — Proponents of the “Anti-Stereotyping” Bill are outraged that Spotify quietly removed 113 entries of West Virginia history curriculum — which were just episodes of The Joe Rogan Experience where he uses the N-word.
Breitbart-subscribing WV delegate, Chris Pritt, told Ramp reporters, “This isn’t what we wanted. We wanted to make it more difficult for woke left teachers to brainwash our children with Biden’s radical, socialist agenda. But this is an outrage. Spotify went behind our backs and removed important pieces of history where Joe Rogan happens to utilize his First Amendment rights to say the N-Word a bunch of times throughout over a hundred episodes of his historical podcast. If this isn’t a prime example of Cancel Culture, I don’t know what is. It’s Orwellian. It’s like something from 1984. It’s Orwellian. It’s like something from 1984. It’s Orwellian. Cancel Culture. Woke Left. Radical Socialist Agenda. Freedom. 2nd Amendment. 1984.”
Chris Pritt, not to be confused with Chris Pratt (which in hindsight, whoops lol), continued chanting a mixture of, “Cancel Culture, It’s like 1984, socialist agenda, Orwellian, and Second Amendment” over and over and over again until his colleagues joined in like something from one of those Eyes Wide Shut parties that John Mandt Jr. is always hosting.
The bill — designed by racist white guys — is a broad and vague definition of Critical Race Theory to make teachers afraid of teaching history so that no white children can ever have their wittle feewings hurted.
A tip line has been announced that can be used to report any instances of CRT being taught and definitely not any long-winded episode breakdowns or synopses of Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle.
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