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Richard Ojeda Eats Lightbulb on Facebook Live

Updated: Dec 20, 2021

??? Wherever he lives — Richard Ojeda received mixed reviews of his performance on Facebook Live after eating a lightbulb in front of 89 viewers in an attempt to prove he's a tough guy. We think?



“Manchin just wants to take your childcare away and rake in the dark money from his billionaire donors.” Ojeda screamed at the top of his lungs to his just-under-one-hundred members of his virtual audience. “He thinks he’s a badass, well he ain’t! He’s a smug, rich bastard!”


The audience participated in debates in the chat, sending messages such as, “Tell ‘em, Ojeda!” and “F*#$ Mansion!!” While the audience seemed just as riled up in full support of this man’s psychological breakdown, he seemed to lose them a bit when he chomped down on a 60W soft white light bulb.


Blood dripping from his mouth like a rabid dog-soldier, Ojeda proclaimed, “FOLLOW THE MONEY!! It’s all there! Opensecrets.org!!” While Ramp reporters agree with the sentiment, this grossed us out, and the chat seemed just as nauseated.

Ojeda pointed directly into the camera with a crazed look in his eyes and hoarsely screamed, “Joey! Joseph Manchin! I will see you in the squared-circle at this weekend’s pay-per-view!! I challenge you… to a tables, ladders, and chairs match!!” It was at that moment, we realized that Ojeda was taking advantage of a seldomly used political power move: The TLC Law.


If Manchin loses the challenge of the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match, he must vacate his senate seat. Tune in this weekend to watch these two brutes fight for the belt and the coveted seat on the senate floor!! 8PM Eastern! Only on pay-per-view (pay-per-view, pay-per-view)!!!!!

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heidijrose
Oct 27, 2021

This never happened you weirdos. Wtf 😅🤦‍♀️😂 But I would totally watch the Major take down Manchin in the ring just for shits n giggles. 🤷‍♀️

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Ray Dee
Ray Dee
Oct 26, 2021

Bunch of fake nonsense and you idiots know it lol. Hope Ojeda sues the pants off you guys lol.

From what I read that may be the case unless you retract the story 😂😂

Which means if you retract it, it was fake news all along haha

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