W.Va. — The reporter was let go after The Ramp received pressure from The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City. Reporter Carl Anse was told he no longer had Giant Monster press credentials after his latest story about The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City.
“Those stories really ruffled some feathers… and scales… and tentacles.” said Giant Monster Committee leader, Kong Kingsley.
“I would never do anything like terrorizing a city.” Said The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City in a Giant Monster session Wednesday Night.
The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City went on to say he would do everything in his power to discredit The Ramp and then stormed off mumbling something about “gobbling them all up.”
He called for Ames’s immediate resignation.
Anse had been a part-time reporter for The Ramp ever since The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City crash landed in a meteor in the middle of the city with the message “I am going to terrorize the city.” written in an alien language across the meteor.
“It took us awhile but we finally cracked the secret message.” Said Linguist Cody Wingdin on Monday.
Anse said he’ll never stop investigating and showed interest in a story looking into the We Put Really Bad Shit In Your Water Company just upriver from the city being terrorized by The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City.
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