WAYNE — Put on your raincoats and drive cautiously, PawPaw just told us his knee is actin’ up again, and you know what that means. It’s going to rain.
PawPaw told Ramp reporters, “Yep. Every time it’s about to rain, I can feel it in my knee. I injured it back in high school playing basketball, and then again at the steel mill in the 90s. Ever since the surgery, I can always tell when it’s gonna rain.”
Allegedly PawPaw only tells friends and family members that he predicted the rain once it has already started pattering, which is leading sources close to PawPaw to doubt the validity of his extremely shitty superpower.
PawPaw will often peer out the window and into the back yard, “We needed this one. Told ya. I can feel it in my bones.” Despite not actually telling anyone anything prior to the drizzle.
We confronted PawPaw, letting him know that he never mentions anything about the soon to be Spring Showers, telling him that, in fact, we don’t believe we’ve ever heard him mention his patella pains preceding precipitation. PawPaw said, “Oh, really? I thought I did.”
So watch out, folks. Because we have no fuckin’ clue what the weather is going to be like tomorrow.
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