ANSTED — WOAH! This isn’t an underground series of rooms where the walls and floors are built at angles to give the impression that there is something wrong with the gravity in the area! This is something entirely different!
It’s surprising, to say the least, that what we received was not anything like what we were expecting. Sure, we didn’t have anything particular in mind, but wow!
Ramp reporters fumbled around embarrassingly, as this was our second failed attempt in exploring The Mysterious Hole that so many tourists in West Virginia have driven past and said, “what was that thing?” and “do you think they have a bathroom?”
Eventually, our team will figure out the precise location of The Mystery Hole and do a story on it, but until then, the Wikipedia page (that needs additional citations for verification) will have to do. As of right now, we’re just kinda going with the flow and keeping an open mind.
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