HUNTINGTON — Local insurance agent, who requested to remain anonymous, Johnathan Maverick, was hospitalized Monday Morning after he noticed his Herd-on -- prompted by the upset victory over Notre Dame in South Bend, Indiana -- did not subside.
“Yeah, I was Herd... AF. We were all Herd for Christ’s Sake. I figured I’d be back in the office by Monday, no big deal. But here we are, herder than ever, three days later. But we won! Underdogs, baby! WE ARE!!!” Maverick screamed, as a nurse came into the room and upped his morphine. “Please, don’t use my name in the article.” Jonathan Maverick reiterated as he slowly drifted off to La La Land. Ramp reporters watched as the Herd-On continued to grow… Larger and more powerful than ever… It was disgusting.
We reached out to Jonathan Maverick’s wife, Donna, and children, Aisley and Parker, for comment about the raging Herd-On that had hospitalized the head of the household, and they told us, “Please, do not move forward with publishing this article, and stop calling. We are begging you. Please. I swear to God we'll press charges.”
Many Marshall Thundering Herd Fans have reported having chronic Herd-ons and how good it feels to win possibly the biggest game in the school's history, but most of them have decided to just ride it out, and enjoy it while it lasts.
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