HUNTINGTON — Local insurance agent, who requested to remain anonymous, Johnathan Maverick, was hospitalized Thursday Morning after he noticed his Herd-on, prompted by Sunday’s National Championship, did not subside.
“Yeah, I was Herd. AF. We were all Herd, for Christ’s Sake. I figured I’d be back in the office the next day, no big deal. But here we are, herder than ever, four days later. But we won! We brought it home! WE ARE!!!” Maverick screamed, as a nurse came into the room and upped his morphine. “Please, don’t use my name in the article.” Jonathan Maverick reiterated as he slowly drifted off to La La Land. Ramp reporters watched as the Herd-On continued to grow… Larger and more powerful than ever… It was disgusting.
We reached out to Jonathan Maverick’s wife, Donna, and children, Aisley and Parker, for comment about the raging Herd-On that had hospitalized the head of the household, and they told us to, “Please, do not move forward with publishing this article, and stop calling. We are begging you. Please.”
Many Marshall Thundering Herd Fans have reported having chronic Herd-ons and how good it feels to finally win a big game, but most of them have decided to just ride it out, and enjoy it while it lasts.
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