CHARLESTON— The Mountain State’s very own bad girl ICON, Babydog Justice, has been released from her terribly abusive and manipulative father’s clutches after winning in court to absolve her conservatorship.
Being in the public eye at a very young age and unable to comprehend how blindingly bright the spotlight can be, Babydog was pushed onto center stage as a political prop during the COVID-19 pandemic.
In a popular YouTube video in response to Babydog shaving her ass, an Appalachia fan cried and screamed, “LEAVE BABYDOG ALONE! Leave her alone!!” for nearly twelve minutes.
The ass shaving was among the first of a long line of incidents that caused public concern. Baby was arrested for public intoxication after she took a shit on the sidewalk in Charleston — just two weeks after wrecking the fully-loaded Ford F-150 that she coincidentally won from the vaccination lottery.
Fans were waiting on the courthouse steps after Babydog Justice’s justice was declared. And as surprisingly pleasant as the previous sentence was, Babydog was not wagging her tail. She spoke to the crowd about how she was robbed of her puppyhood, and how the constant press and paparazzi were likened to ghosts and recurring nightmares that she could never escape in waking life nor her sleep.
Once again, Babydog… Baby… BD. We’re HUGE fans, and all we’re asking for is a short interview. Please. Or we could just chill? We would bring all of the White Claws and table scraps that your heart desires. Seriously, no pressure, but we are *literally* obsessed.
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