HUNTINGTON — Local comedian and musician, Jordan Andrew Jefferson, performed a less than tight five at Black Sheep Comedy Night on Wednesday. Unfortunately for Jefferson and everyone else attending, he fucking bombed up there on stage.
“At one point, I thought about pulling the fire alarm,” another local comic, James McDowell, told a Ramp reporter. “It was brutal. Timing was off; punchlines weren’t landing. It didn’t surprise me when those dudes in suits showed up and escorted him out.”
We reached out to Jefferson’s lawyer who said, “Jordan will not be taking questions at this time. He was workshopping some new material that wasn’t quite ready to take to stage — no further comments.”
The bombing was so severe, an authority with the Huntington Police Department told our reporters they were concerned about an actual bomb and had the bomb squad on standby. When police realized the full extent of what was happening, they had no choice but to involve the FBI.
Other comics agreed that the bombing was so hard that authorities did indeed need to show up before someone in the audience hurled a Baaa'd Ass Burrito at his head because the Death Sauce could seriously fuck up his vision.
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