W. Va. — Senator Joe Manchin was diagnosed with Chronic Ligma this week, and has been experiencing mild symptoms.
Manchin was said to have contracted Ligma from Saw-Con last weekend, where he served on an oil and coal panel along with the Sugundese people of Ryhdon. Many people left the convention with Ligma, and attendees are being advised to get tested as soon as possible.
Ligma is a contagious disease and a condition that can lead to Bofa, if not treated in the early stages. The disease causes a weakened immune system and can leave patients susceptible to tuberculosis and strep throat. While patients may not feel up to it, physicians recommend fitness.
Manchin was scheduled to attend another panel at Cho Con this weekend in Sloberon, but has been advised to quarantine. With a COVID-19 pandemic still ravaging our communities and Monkeypox looming in the future, the CDC recommends wearing a mask, social distancing, and avoiding Updog.
The scientists who quickly developed the COVID-19 vaccine have started the early trials for the treatment of Ligma. The disease was first identified within Taygahlooh Cats and Matter Daddies in the southern rainforests of Bophides.
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