LEWISBURG — Governor Jim Justice was enraged to find Babydog’s Delta-8 stash in her bikini drawer on Thursday. He was invading her privacy and refuses to take accountability or apologize for his actions.
Sources close to Babydog say that she uses Delta-8 to ease her anxiety and treat the trauma consistently caused by her father. Most recently, he showed everyone her genitalia as a publicity stunt on a national stage.
Babydog has made the news several times over the past year. She crashed the souped-up Ford F-150 that she coincidentally won from the “Do It For Babydog” campaign. She was arrested for both public intoxication and embezzlement. She was even spotted holding hands with Pete Davidson.
We once again reached out to Babydog for comment, and once again received no response because she’s a fucking dog and has absolutely no grasp on the English launguage.
A spokesperson for Babydog said she’s been toking on some of that Banana Kush and is also a big fan of the Peppermint tincture from Thrax CBD (We’re really trying to get sponsored by them and really hoping that they see this).
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