HUNTINGTON — Last night, an anonymous source told Ramp reporters that local pop boyband sensation, Massing, is under fire from the IRS for allegedly evading taxes.
Massing has recently debuted their third album, Nothin’ to Fear, which has had splendid reviews, but we haven’t gotten around to checking it out yet (Nothin' to Hear, amirite?) — Shelem has been on repeat in our offices.
The allegations come off the heels of a very successful marketing campaign, “Massing’s Big Ass Song Sale”, where fans could pay them to write a short song about a subject of their choice. Massing then would go to Fiverr.com and pay a Swedish person to write the song for them.
Heath Holley and Robb Coleman became millionaires many times over through this clever act of gig economy outsourcing. The government agency was tipped off when they wrote a song called “All I Wanna Do Is Never Pay Taxes”.
The duo raised suspicion thanks to Heath's Gucci beanie and diamond studded Bach trumpet. It was also obvious when Robb arrived at the last show in vintage Jordan 1s and a $78,000 Zoot Suit.
The band has been reaching out to The Ramp in a desperate attempt to tell “their side” of the story, but we cannot be bought and we will not be an outlet for criminals – nor do we interact with anyone who follows more people than the amount of people who follow them on social media.
If you or someone you know were affected by “Massing’s Big Ass Song Sale”, you may be entitled to compensation. Please call (719) 266-2837
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