CHARLESTON — Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! And that’s it! Just Christmas! No other religious holidays shall be acknowledged by Senator Joe Manchin this season. And here he comes, carrying a bulky sack that looks like it’s got some real weight to it. Oh Joe, you shouldn’t have! What is it? Toys? Candy? Hell no! It’s 225 pounds of West Virginia coal!
“I wanted to give back. These fuckin’ kids, Jesus Christ. They’re terrible. All they want are handouts. I miss the good ol’ days when adults worked for a living and didn’t cry when they received bills from the hospital. I’m telling you, these kids are coddled. Video games… fast food… Medicare. Merry Christmas, kids! It’s not a participation trophy!” Machin dumped the shit load of coal out in front of the children and their families who were expecting something either fun or useful.
The clamoring of the coal against the linoleum tile conducted the toddlers and infants into a crying cacophony. Parents began consoling their disappointed and frightened children. Manchin stood atop his tower of carbon gold, smiling and laughing at his Christmas catastrophe.
“Let this be a lesson,” said Manchin, “I am your God. I am the watcher, the giver, the provider. All who yearn for a taste of Christmas spirit, shall only refresh oneself by drinking from my cup.” As creepy as it sounds, it was much creepier in person. In closing, Manchin said, “Join me. The Dark Lord has provided for me, as he shall too for you. I have an over-abundance of material desires… more than you could possibly imagine. For me, every day is Christmas. Join me… on The Dark Side… and Merry Christmas!”
From Joyce Thompson
This isn't the Joe Manchin I use to know.Can someone share the live video of him saying all of this and the kids too.Someone needs to get him into the hospital ASAP for a FMRI of his brain cause there's something bad wrong.