CHARLESTON — Governor Jim Justice was rightfully proud of his very good art, after being given one of those dope, Crayola 64-packs with the sharpener in the back.
One of the Governor’s aides told us, “He is doing a great job. Aren’t you, Jimmy?” Governor Justice just laughed and laughed because coloring is fun and therapeutic.
With tears of glee in his eyes, Justice told a Ramp reporter, “I don’t like coloring in the lines; it’s part of [my] creative expression.”
When we looked at the piece of shit job he had done — which was a mockery of art and preschoolers everywhere — we gave him a soft pat on the noggin. Justice then used Atomic Tangerine to sign a bill into law that would prohibit transgender girls from participating in sports.
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