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CONSPIRATWEET: We Can’t Follow You for Some Reason

SOMEWHERE, WV — Appalachians, born and raised. We get out of the bed the same way that you do, We have been silenced before by Big Tech and social media outlets, but since launch, @jack has made it nearly impossible for us to deliver you the hard-hitting, region-specific, The Onion knock-off news that you have come to expect.



Did we attempt to follow an above-average amount of people in a suspiciously short amount of time which potentially violates Terms and Conditions that we agreed to but did not read? Yes. Are we still kinda pissed? Absolutely.


Without coming off as desperate, we just ask that you pretty, pretty please follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @therampnews


We won’t be going down without a small quibble. From the Blue Ridge Mountains to Shenandoah River, The Ramp News is here to take you Home.

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