HUNTINGTON – The Marshall Thundering Herd organized a coordinated attack against the United States Navy. The Navy Midshipmen were blindsided because bison are land animals and apparently the Navy isn’t really prepared for battles that don’t take place in the ocean. Coach Huff authorized the attack at 3:30 PM (EST) on September 4th. Ironically, his entire drip was brought to you by the Labor Day sale at Old Navy.
The Thundering Herd literally took down the military industrial complex and Joe Biden, the Commander-in-chief, should be ashamed of the naval branch of his military. The Navy was looking very submersible and beatable.
Coach Huff called an unpredictably predictable A1, which was a hit. Following up with A2, A3, A4, and finally, A5. Sinking the Navy’s carrier. And then systematically removing the remaining cruiser, submarine, destroyer, and battleship. Direct hit in DZnuts.
Thank you, Coach Huff, for ending war and bringing us world peace. Everything is fixed because of you tactically and brutally destroying the Navy.
Next week, Coach Huff will take on NC Central on September 11th, and we are worried that he will do something asinine to them on the 20th anniversary of 9/11. We don’t need another decades-long war. You've restored our great nation, and we cannot go back to the way it was. NC Central had nothing to do with 9/11, it was Saudi Arabia.
However, we will follow and obey your every command, sir! You are a blessing from above, Dear Leader. Coach us! Coach us to victory! All hail Coach Huff! WE ARE… Your Humble Followers! Coach.. Huff… COACH… HUFF… COACH! HUFF! COACH! HUFF!
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