CHARLESTON — Hollywood’s official dude that does literally fucking everything for some reason, Chris Pratt, announced that he will be voicing Babydog Justice in an upcoming live-action series on Peacock.
The series will focus on Babydog’s scandalous behavior and claim to fame during the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. Kinda like Air Bud but slammin' Claws instead of balls.
Pratt met with Babydog to get into the mindset of a little, big, brown watermelon that just loves everybody last week. Pratt was seen making stinkies on the carpet and dragging his balls and butt across the floor. He sat there with his tongue out, slobbering, and struggling to breathe.
Pratt will be working alongside Christian Bale, who will be playing high school girls’ basketball coach, Jim Justice. Big Jim’s nemesis, Statehouse reporter, Phil Kabler, will be played by Jon Lovitz.
This star-studded West Virginia version of Beverly Hills Chihuahua has already begun production and will be premiering this fall, only on Peacock.
We reached out to Babydog for comment but she allegedly went on a “nasty bender” last night, as she continues to be the sleazy canine icon we don’t deserve and the voice of her generation. Chris Pratt better not fuck this up.
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