HUNTINGTON — No cows were harmed when a cattle truck wrecked on I-64 earlier today. In fact, a band of cows made their way to the Thursday Night iHeart Concert Series.
When asked what they were doing so far away from the truck, they said they wanted to play some “Moooooooosic”.
The cows started playing, and it was udderly awful because they are cows and don’t have opposable thumbs, nor can they harmonize or carry a tune worth a pile of you know where I’m going with this one.
The cows, however did not let the boooooos faze them, and they milked the spotlight for all it was worth. All in all, the show was trash, and we would call it… a milk dud.
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