NEW YORK, NY— Alleged “bad girl” and feminist icon, Babydog Justice, was seen over the weekend with her new boy toy, Pete Davidson, and we are HERE FOR IT.
Pete Davidson, star of The King of Staten Island and Saturday Night Live and some other stuff, was seen out and about with a boozed-up Babydog. He was apparently her designated driver and was seen holding her ears back while she puked up Lemon Drops and Dog Chow.
We reached out to Davidson for comment because Babydog is impossible to get ahold of, and he said, “Well, I mean, she says she’s not ready to put a label on it yet. I can’t speak for her. She’s a free spirit and doesn’t really want to be on a leash right now. But speaking honestly, I fell in love with her the moment I saw that big, little, brown watermelon. Can you blame me?”
Davidson declined to give us Babydog’s contact information (not surprising), and he told us to tell her to call him. It sounded like Davidson was yet another victim of falling in love after one of Babydog’s patented one-night stands. Yaaaaaas, Queen.
The icon has struck again—leaving broken hearts and messy rugs in her wake. If anyone could tell Babydog that we are, like, reaaaallllly big fans, and to please contact us. We would love to do an exclusive interview with, meet, and just vibe with her.
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