CHARLESTON — Babydog Justice went under the knife three weeks ago and has resurfaced as one sexy ass boss bitch. She is looking very petite and certainly breedable.
Babydog has risen as a feminist icon over the last year, embracing her bad girl energy and strutting her stuff all over town. Her controversial antics and rock ‘n roll lifestyle have left West Virginians asking, “Miley who?” Babydog has also been a proponent for women doing whatever the hell they want with their own bodies.
Ramp reporters sat down with the troubled Governor Jim Justice to ask him if there was any way we could possibly meet Babydog to get an autograph from the international sex symbol and certified baddy. He said, “The Do It For Babydog campaign has ruined our family. I can’t even look at my little-big, brown watermelon the same anymore. I tell you what, I feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar right now.”
Again, we tried to ask if the sad sack had any contact information for the Queen, but he dodged our questions like we were at a COVID-19 press conference. Babydog, if you’re reading this, please email us at therampnews@gmail.com. We would love to party with you. Until then, we will continue to stan.
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