LEWISBURG — Federal agents picked up Babydog Justice at her residence in Lewisburg where her father is currently unlawfully living. Babydog is charged with embezzling $2.6 million worth of Vaccination Lottery funds.
She allegedly routed the winnings to deceased West Virginians, and then funneled the money to her own offshore bank account under the business name, Bad Bitch Productions LLC.
Ramp reporters reached out to Babydog for comment but did not receive a response because she’s a fucking dog and cannot talk. I don’t understand why our reporters are constantly trying to get her on record after several failed attempts in recent months.
Babydog reportedly used much of the money to purchase expensive collars, goggles, and outfits in what is assumed to be a plan to un-liquidize the embezzled funds. Agents are currently investigating the property in attempts to seize the assets.
Babydog is currently being held at West Virginia Regional Kennel as she awaits her arraignment. Her lawyer told Ramp reporters, “All accusations of Babydog Justice being a bad, bad girl are fabricated and will hold no weight in the court of law. Babydog has been very well-behaved since the accident on I-77, without so much as a tinkle on the rug.”
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