CHARLESTON — Babydog Justice, daughter of Governor Jim Justice, is being held at South Central Regional Jail after causing a 28 car pile-up on I-77 South, just hours after winning the West Virginia Vaccination Lottery.
The English Bulldog was reportedly weaving erratically through traffic in her brand-spanking-new, fully-loaded Ford F-150. Babydog allegedly told police that she was “texting [her] bitches, about to turn up.”
The adorable, chunky, little girl lost control of the vehicle, veered into the median, and into oncoming traffic. Despite some incredibly impressive maneuvering, Babydog crashed into one of those hilarious-looking, tiny Smart Cars — ultimately causing a domino effect which led to the 28 car pile up.
Ramp reporters spoke with first responder, Mike Ellis, with Kanawha County EMS who said, “Her wittle-itty-bitty toesies can’t even weach the bwakes.” He added that, “however, it is certainly odd that Jim Justice’s very own daughter was coincidentally selected in the Vaccination Lottery.”
Even more miraculously, no one was seriously injured in the multi-car collision and Babydog is a literal dog without opposable thumbs.
Babydog is facing charges of driving on a suspended license, reckless driving, and distracted driving, Justice could be sentenced with being a very bad dog, no table scraps, and up to and including no tummy scratchies.
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