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Jun 2, 20211 min read

Babydog Justice Causes 28 Car Pile-up on I-77 After Winning Vaccination Lottery

CHARLESTON — Babydog Justice, daughter of Governor Jim Justice, is being held at South Central Regional Jail after causing a 28 car...

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Jun 1, 20211 min read

Podcasters from Appalachia Start a Podcast About Appalachia

MORGANTOWN — One-of-a-kind: Appalachian locals, Blake Sturgeon, Chuck Rogers, and Billy Walker, have started working on a new podcast...

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May 31, 20211 min read

Black Sheep Renames Open Mic Night "Weekly Feathered Indians Competition"

HUNTINGTON — Black Sheep Burritos and Brews will be bringing back their weekly open mic nights for local musicians who exclusively play...

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May 29, 20211 min read

Matthew McConaughey Reminisces on His Time in Hummington, VA

AUSTIN — Ramp reporters sat down for an exclusive interview with Matthew McConaughey about his time spent in Huntington, WV while...

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May 28, 20212 min read

We Asked for Directions to The Mystery Hole and Wound Up at Your Mom’s House

ANSTED — Ramp reporters traveled to Fayette County to see what all the hubbub was surrounding the mysterious Mystery Hole. Little did we...

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May 26, 20211 min read

Bathroom Emergency: Sen. Joe Manchin Diarrheas Himself During Session

CHARLESTON — Senator Joe Manchin was seen scampering at the Capitol today, followed by the sounds and smells of squished smash. “I...

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May 25, 20211 min read

Confused Tony Hawk Visits WV: Doesn't Find Ramps He's Looking For

WEIRTON — Professional skateboarding legend, Tony Hawk, visited West Virginia in search of ramps. What he found shocked him. The 52 year...

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May 24, 20211 min read

Mothman Arrested for Breaking & Entering: "The light was on"

POINT PLEASANT — Star of the relatively successful 2002 horror/thriller, Mothman Prophecies, Mothman, expressed remorse earlier today...

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May 22, 20211 min read

WV Republicans Thrilled After CDC Announces End of Masked Man Dates

CHARLESTON — Many Republicans in the Mountain State are thrilled to hear that the CDC is no longer requiring masked man dates....

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May 21, 20211 min read

Marshall Alumnus Hospitalized After Reporting Herd-on Lasting Longer Than 72 Hours

HUNTINGTON — Local insurance agent, who requested to remain anonymous, Johnathan Maverick, was hospitalized Thursday Morning after he...

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May 20, 20211 min read

Gov. Jim Justice Seen Coloring and Giggling

CHARLESTON — Governor Jim Justice was rightfully proud of his very good art, after being given one of those dope, Crayola 64-packs with...

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May 20, 20211 min read

CONSPIRATWEET: We Can’t Follow You for Some Reason

SOMEWHERE, WV — Appalachians, born and raised. We get out of the bed the same way that you do, We have been silenced before by Big Tech...

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May 19, 20211 min read

ROOSTERS: The Place to Miss the Big Game

HUNTINGTON — “It was amazing. First College Cup win in the history of the University. Overtime!!” is what one Roosters patron would have...

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May 19, 20211 min read

Marshall Thundering Biscuit World Wins National Chompionship

TUDOR’S – Marshall Thundering Biscuit World consumed Indiana Hoosiers to win their first ever College To-Go Cup. The National Chompians...

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