Purdue Pharma’s Sackler Family Held Accountable for Heinous Crimes and Murders, Lol JK
- Oct 10, 2021
- 2 min
Jim Justice Presents The Ramp News with Pulitzer Prize
- Oct 8, 2021
- 2 min
Gov. Jim Justice Trapped in Elevator, Not Satire, Just Hilarious
- Oct 2, 2021
- 2 min
Joe Manchin’s Relaxing Afternoon Nearly Ruined by Desperate Poor People
- Sep 30, 2021
- 1 min
Tyler Childers’ Coattails Long Enough for Entire Marshall Music Department
- Sep 30, 2021
- 1 min
Tyler Childers' Massive Coattails Stretch to Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Colorado
- Sep 29, 2021
- 2 min
Charleston Dirty Birds Found Dead in Coal Mine, Deemed Unsafe for Miners
- Sep 28, 2021
- 2 min
Robert C. Byrd "too racist for Hell", Satan Says
- Sep 25, 2021
- 2 min
BASE Jumpers Back Out of Bridge Day Event, Bridge Tournament to Be Held Instead
- Sep 21, 2021
- 2 min
Stoned Intern Misheard “Popeyes” for “Pot Eyes”, Causing Huntington Traffic Jam
- Sep 19, 2021
- 1 min
Thundering Herd Re-enact Opening Scene of “We Are Marshall” in Loss to East Carolina
- Sep 18, 2021
- 2 min
Cut and Toned Doc Holliday Found in Frostop Basement Pedaling Bike that Powers Spinning Mug
- Sep 11, 2021
- 1 min
Suddenlink Subscriber Finds Out About 9/11 After Web Page Finally Fucking Loads
- Sep 8, 2021
- 1 min
Paula Jean Swearengin Arrested for Protesting Expensive Pho
- Sep 6, 2021
- 1 min
Coach Huff Authorizes Brutal Attack on United States Navy
- Sep 5, 2021
- 1 min
Jeffrey McClelland Breaks World Record by Drumming for Every Single Band at HMAF
- Sep 4, 2021
- 1 min
Huntington Pop Duo, Massing, Under Investigation for Tax Evasion
- Sep 3, 2021
- 2 min
We Interviewed Barstool Marshall and It Kinda Just Sat There Because It's a Fucking Barstool
- Sep 2, 2021
- 1 min
Ramp Reporters Eagerly Await Next Natural Disaster
- Sep 1, 2021
- 1 min
In-Person Classes Resume at Marshall Despite COVID-19 and Biblical Floods