NORTH POLE — South Charleston Toddler, Maddie Franklin, was featured on Tucker Carlson Tonight on Christmas Eve. Franklin, who is...

CHARLESTON — As COVID-19 cases are once again on the rise and this holiday season threatens to be even deadlier than the last, and with...

Governor Jim Justice claims that there are “mucho bucks” to be made in Crypto art pieces. He announced at a briefing on Monday that he...

UNKNOWN — Bette Midler revealed herself to be the popular, Appalachian meme-maker, Little Bubby Child, when she Tweeted, “I run down to...

CHARLESTON — Ramp reporters interviewed Senator Joe Manchin after he allegedly filibusted all in his slacks after casting a “nay” vote in...

CHARLESTON — Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! And that’s it! Just Christmas! No other religious holidays shall be acknowledged by Senator Joe...

CHARLESTON — Protesting and striking didn’t quite yield the results desired for this young lady. Poor pay and benefits for doing the most...

CHARLESTON – Reading a list of over a hundred names of West Virginians lost to COVID-19, Governor Jim Justice’s head began to get visibly...

WEST BY GOD — Despite being from Kentucky, Tyler Childers is basically ours. From his humble beginnings at Black Sheep Burritos and Brews...

HUNTINGTON — In an unbelievable turn of events, the untrained scabs replacing striking Cabell Huntington Hospital workers aren’t doing as...

We all know the holidays can be stressful, especially when you’re cookin’ a meal for everyone and their momma! Well, The Ramp is going to...

NEW YORK, NY— Alleged “bad girl” and feminist icon, Babydog Justice, was seen over the weekend with her new boy toy, Pete Davidson, and...

HUNTINGTON — In honor of the tragic loss of Marshall’s 1970 football team, alumni and students are flying their Herd-Ons at half-mast....

The bow tie wearing little rapscallion we all know and love is at it again! No, he hasn’t said anything disparaging this time! Yet! WVU...

HUNTINGTON — Eight Cabell Huntington Hospital strikers made the decision to starve to death rather than eat John Mandt Jr’s homophobic...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Joe Manchin recently purchased an extremely tiny and extremely expensive, $40,000 Stradivarius violin so he could play...

CHARLESTON — Hollywood’s official dude that does literally fucking everything for some reason, Chris Pratt, announced that he will be...

MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook–that place my dad goes to share racist, boomer memes–announced that the organization, founded in 2004, will...

Disgraced coal baron, Don Blankenship, has declared bankruptcy after investing heavily in Kohl’s Cash. "We heard a lot about data mining...

??? Wherever he lives — Richard Ojeda received mixed reviews of his performance on Facebook Live after eating a lightbulb in front of 89...