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Top 20 Ways Derrick Evans Prepares for Independence Day
20. Searching your closet for your red, white, and blue swim trunks Gotta go with the red, white, and blue! But where did you put those...
Jul 3, 20213 min read
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Closed Down After Nickel Liquor Pitcher Night Kills 30 Teenagers, Jake's 21 Reopens as Jake's 25
HUNTINGTON— Last fall, the tragedy now known as “Overserved & Underage: The Sloshed Slaughter”, wreaked havoc on the community of...
Jun 28, 20211 min read
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Top 20 Father's Day Gifts for Dads on West Virginia Day
1. Fishing trip to the Cabela’s fish tank It ain’t Father’s Day unless we go up to Cabela’s. Hell, I’d ain’t Sunday unless we forget that...
Jun 20, 20213 min read
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Jim Justice Learns About Coins
CHARLESTON — Having not seen currency in denominations under a dollar in over forty years, Governor Jim Justice recently discovered that...
Jun 18, 20212 min read
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Guy With Monster Energy Tattoo Afraid To Come Out as Classical Pianist
WELCH — “I’m just like any other 19-year-old living in McDowell County,” Joshua Hatfield told a Ramp reporter. “I got a construction job...
Jun 14, 20211 min read
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Top 10 WV Restaurants That Aren’t Called “Dairy Queen” but Are Basically Just Dairy Queen
Brake’s Dairy King (Buckhannon, WV) Looks like they just switched “Queen” to “King”, added the owner’s name to the front and BAM! You've...
Jun 7, 20211 min read
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West Virginian Hipster Really Prefers Old River Gorge
NEW RIVER — Ramp reporters spoke with local hipster, Parker Brown, at Charlie’s Pub on Saturday evening. Brown loudly declared that “The...
Jun 4, 20211 min read
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We Asked for Directions to The Mystery Hole and Wound Up at Your Mom’s House
ANSTED — Ramp reporters traveled to Fayette County to see what all the hubbub was surrounding the mysterious Mystery Hole. Little did we...
May 28, 20212 min read
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