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Huntington Flies Herd-Ons at Half-Mast
HUNTINGTON — In honor of the tragic loss of Marshall’s 1970 football team, alumni and students are flying their Herd-Ons at half-mast....
Nov 14, 20212 min read
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Charleston Dirty Birds Found Dead in Coal Mine, Deemed Unsafe for Miners
CHARLESTON — The newly revealed Charleston Dirty Birds were found dead in a coal mine this morning. Official cause of death is Methane...
Sep 29, 20212 min read
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Thundering Herd Re-enact Opening Scene of “We Are Marshall” in Loss to East Carolina
Saturday night, East Carolina University pulled off an impressive upset against Marshall with 21 unanswered fourth quarter points. That's...
Sep 19, 20211 min read
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Cut and Toned Doc Holliday Found in Frostop Basement Pedaling Bike that Powers Spinning Mug
The town of Huntington is still reeling after finding the former head football coach locked inside the basement of a signature burger...
Sep 18, 20212 min read
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Coach Huff Authorizes Brutal Attack on United States Navy
HUNTINGTON – The Marshall Thundering Herd organized a coordinated attack against the United States Navy. The Navy Midshipmen were...
Sep 6, 20211 min read
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We Interviewed Barstool Marshall and It Kinda Just Sat There Because It's a Fucking Barstool
HUNTINGTON — We heard Barstool Marshall was dunking on small community colleges online, so we sent Ramp reporters out to get an exclusive...
Sep 3, 20212 min read
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Rough N' Rowdy 15 Matchups Announced
This weekend is the 15th Rough N' Rowdy brawl at Charleston Coliseum and Convention Center in Charleston, WV. "The world's wildest...
Aug 28, 20211 min read
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Confused Tony Hawk Visits WV: Doesn't Find Ramps He's Looking For
WEIRTON — Professional skateboarding legend, Tony Hawk, visited West Virginia in search of ramps. What he found shocked him. The 52 year...
May 25, 20211 min read
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ROOSTERS: The Place to Miss the Big Game
HUNTINGTON — “It was amazing. First College Cup win in the history of the University. Overtime!!” is what one Roosters patron would have...
May 19, 20211 min read
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Marshall Thundering Biscuit World Wins National Chompionship
TUDOR’S – Marshall Thundering Biscuit World consumed Indiana Hoosiers to win their first ever College To-Go Cup. The National Chompians...
May 19, 20211 min read
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