John Mandt Jr. Shocks the World with Controversial Attire at Met Gala
NEW YORK — Homophobic hot dog delegate and actual cuck, John Mandt Jr, shocked the world yesterday, after donning a shocking outfit which...
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Apr 20, 20221 min read
Jim Justice Enjoys Phish Concert from Front Row
CHARLESTON — “It was groovy, man. I know it sounds loonier than a dog in heat, but you just gotta experience it for yourself.” “You might...
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Jan 8, 20221 min read
Shelley Moore Capito Screams “Stop the Steal” After Being Cheated Out of Toughman Ring Girl Contest
HUNTINGTON — Senator Shelley Moore Capito entered and very horribly lost the Ring Girl Competition at this year’s Toughman. Judges told...
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Nov 12, 20212 min read
WVU President to Star in “Gee Wee’s Reactionary Playhouse” at University of Austin
The bow tie wearing little rapscallion we all know and love is at it again! No, he hasn’t said anything disparaging this time! Yet! WVU...
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Nov 3, 20211 min read
Chris Pratt to Voice Babydog Justice in New Live-Action Peacock Series
CHARLESTON — Hollywood’s official dude that does literally fucking everything for some reason, Chris Pratt, announced that he will be...
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Oct 28, 20212 min read
Facebook Changes Name to The Loud
MENLO PARK, CA – Facebook–that place my dad goes to share racist, boomer memes–announced that the organization, founded in 2004, will...
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Oct 18, 20211 min read
Shelem Holds #SugaWata Music Video Hostage
CHARLESTON – Local rising star and rapper, Shelem, released a disturbing hostage video on Twitter over the weekend indicating that the...
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Sep 30, 20211 min read
Tyler Childers’ Coattails Long Enough for Entire Marshall Music Department
HUNTINGTON — Tyler Childers, local country music superstar, made it to the big time. Along for the ride was his band, The Food Stamps,...
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Sep 5, 20211 min read
Jeffrey McClelland Breaks World Record by Drumming for Every Single Band at HMAF
HUNTINGTON – A successful Huntington Music & Arts Festival took place this weekend -- a showcase of local musicians, artists, and food....
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Sep 4, 20211 min read
Huntington Pop Duo, Massing, Under Investigation for Tax Evasion
HUNTINGTON — Last night, an anonymous source told Ramp reporters that local pop boyband sensation, Massing, is under fire from the IRS...
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Aug 28, 20211 min read
Rough N' Rowdy 15 Matchups Announced
This weekend is the 15th Rough N' Rowdy brawl at Charleston Coliseum and Convention Center in Charleston, WV. "The world's wildest...
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Aug 21, 20211 min read
Coal Miner Writes Beautiful Rendition of Beatles Classic, Blacklung
MULLENS – A West Virginia man, Arlan Thompson, wrote a new version of the Beatles classic, Blackbird, about the easy, wheezy, beautiful...
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Aug 5, 20211 min read
DaBaby Dropped from ChiliFest, Pro-Life Organizations in Uproar
DaBaby is in hotter water than Chad O’Toole’s signature Ghost Pepper Anus Napalm Chili. The famous rapper was dropped from the list of...
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Jul 27, 20212 min read
“My Brother, My Brother & Don Blankenship” Podcast Canceled After McElroy Brother is Injured
HUNTINGTON—The new hit podcast from The McElroy Family was canceled last week after the disappearance of Griffin and hospitalization of...
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Jul 17, 20211 min read
We Asked Jennifer Garner About Growing Up in West Virginia and She Didn’t Reply to Our DM
CHARLESTON — Our staff reached out via Instagram Direct Message to ask international movie star, Jennifer Garner, what it was like to...
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Jul 13, 20211 min read
WMUL Thanks Monthly Listener
HUNTINGTON — Harold Davis, 78, was found dead in his apartment over the weekend. Authorities were tipped off when WMUL-FM 88.1 gave a...
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Jul 8, 20211 min read
Dancing With the Stars Welcomes New Host, Jesco White
LOS ANGELES — The newest season of Dancing With The Stars introduces a new host this season. West Virginia native, Jesco White, also...
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Jul 2, 20211 min read
Local Country Musician Influenced by You Guessed It
CHARLESTON — There’s a hot, new country music artist in town. Mason Crowder has been stirring up quite the commotion at local open mics...
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Jun 25, 20212 min read
V-Club Renamed “The Loud” After That Straight-Gas Frequently Smoked on the Patio
HUNTINGTON — One of the longest running music venues in West Virginia, The V-Club, is rebranding as “The Loud” — named after that...
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Jun 24, 20211 min read
Cattle Truck Wrecks, Cows Play 2.5 Hour Set at iHeart Pullman Concert Series
HUNTINGTON — No cows were harmed when a cattle truck wrecked on I-64 earlier today. In fact, a band of cows made their way to the...
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