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Jun 25, 20212 min read
V-Club Renamed “The Loud” After That Straight-Gas Frequently Smoked on the Patio
HUNTINGTON — One of the longest running music venues in West Virginia, The V-Club, is rebranding as “The Loud” — named after that...
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Jun 24, 20211 min read
Cattle Truck Wrecks, Cows Play 2.5 Hour Set at iHeart Pullman Concert Series
HUNTINGTON — No cows were harmed when a cattle truck wrecked on I-64 earlier today. In fact, a band of cows made their way to the...
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Jun 23, 20212 min read
Babydog Justice Arrested, Charged With Public Intoxication
CHARLESTON — “Do you know who my fucking father is?! You’ll all be fired if you do this to me!” Babydog Justice shouted as officers were...
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Jun 22, 20212 min read
In Honor of Pride Month, John Mandt Jr. Resigns from Fatherhood
HUNTINGTON — “My words, actions, and overall shittiness have caused my children to have a difficult time when it comes to making...
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Jun 20, 20212 min read
OPINION: Mothman Should Fight Joe Manchin at Camden Park
CAMDEN PARK — This hypothetical has plagued West Virginians for decades probably. Should Mothman fight Joe Manchin? And to add another...
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Jun 20, 20213 min read
Top 20 Father's Day Gifts for Dads on West Virginia Day
1. Fishing trip to the Cabela’s fish tank It ain’t Father’s Day unless we go up to Cabela’s. Hell, I’d ain’t Sunday unless we forget that...
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Jun 18, 20212 min read
Jim Justice Learns About Coins
CHARLESTON — Having not seen currency in denominations under a dollar in over forty years, Governor Jim Justice recently discovered that...
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Jun 17, 20212 min read
Rep. Alex Mooney Denies Allegations of Misusing Campaign Funds
CHARLES TOWN — “Yeah, I dropped a couple racks at Chick-Fil-A. Since when is that a fuckin’ crime?” West Virginia Congressman, Alex...
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Jun 16, 20211 min read
Kool-Aid Factory Spills Product in Kanawha River
WINFIELD — A boil water advisory has been issued for people living in Putnam and Kanawha counties following an incident at the Kool-Aid...
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Jun 15, 20212 min read
Mountain Stage Announces Mountaintop Removal Project
CHARLESTON — West Virginia’s largest coal company, Massey Energy, has announced that their mountaintop removal mining operation of...
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Jun 14, 20211 min read
Guy With Monster Energy Tattoo Afraid To Come Out as Classical Pianist
WELCH — “I’m just like any other 19-year-old living in McDowell County,” Joshua Hatfield told a Ramp reporter. “I got a construction job...
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Jun 12, 20211 min read
Why's That Cop Always Sitting Right There?
BECKLEY — “I’m tellin’ ya, it doesn’t matter what time of day it is,” Bill Taylor told a Ramp Reporter. “They are always there. I’m...
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Jun 10, 20211 min read
Jordan Andrew Jefferson Bombs Comedy Night, FBI Investigates
HUNTINGTON — Local comedian and musician, Jordan Andrew Jefferson, performed a less than tight five at Black Sheep Comedy Night on...
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Jun 8, 20211 min read
Joe Manchin Filibusts in His Pants After Voting “No” to a Bill Literally Called “For the People”
CHARLESTON — Ramp reporters interviewed Senator Joe Manchin after he allegedly filibusted all in his jeans after casting a “nay” vote in...
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Jun 7, 20211 min read
Top 10 WV Restaurants That Aren’t Called “Dairy Queen” but Are Basically Just Dairy Queen
Brake’s Dairy King (Buckhannon, WV) Looks like they just switched “Queen” to “King”, added the owner’s name to the front and BAM! You've...
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Jun 5, 20211 min read
Couches Burn as WVU Student Beats Roommate in NBA 2K15
MORGANTOWN — Police and fire departments responded to a 911 call on Friday evening when a WVU student set fire to several couches after...
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Jun 4, 20211 min read
West Virginian Hipster Really Prefers Old River Gorge
NEW RIVER — Ramp reporters spoke with local hipster, Parker Brown, at Charlie’s Pub on Saturday evening. Brown loudly declared that “The...
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Jun 3, 20212 min read
Joker Fan Gets Vaccinated for Gun Raffle
PRICHARD — West Virginia recently announced they will be giving away guns as an incentive for state residents to get the COVID-19...
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Jun 3, 20211 min read
Gov. Jim Justice Cosplays as SNL Era Elon Musk
HUNTINGTON — Ramp reporters spoke with Governor Jim Justice about his upcoming Elon Musk Wario costume he designed in preparation for the...
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Jun 2, 20211 min read
Babydog Justice Causes 28 Car Pile-up on I-77 After Winning Vaccination Lottery
CHARLESTON — Babydog Justice, daughter of Governor Jim Justice, is being held at South Central Regional Jail after causing a 28 car...
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