MILTON — “Everyone knows it’s against the law to be in possession of fireworks after Independence Day.” Officer Troy Damron told Ramp...

CHARLESTON — “Honestly, we never really knew what LGBTQ stood for. With what we’re doing now, I guess you could say country music has...

CHARLESTON — “It was groovy, man. I know it sounds loonier than a dog in heat, but you just gotta experience it for yourself.” “You might...

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LEWISBURG — Governor Jim Justice was enraged to find Babydog’s Delta-8 stash in her bikini drawer on Thursday. He was invading her...

CHARLESTON — In honor of Black History Month, Mike Azinger (AKA Diet Derrick Evans) introduced an incredibly backwards and racist...

ELKVIEW — Just weeks after voting “no” to forming a union, tragedy struck at a Tudor’s location in Elkview. Tudor’s Valentine’s Day...

CHARLESTON — A $2.1 million American Rescue Plan application was rescinded yesterday after a bunch of white people decided homeless...

CHARLESTON — Proponents of the “Anti-Stereotyping” Bill are outraged that Spotify quietly removed 113 entries of West Virginia history...

CHARLESTON — The West Virginia Department of Education Finance Office approved funding for schools to upgrade their outdated King James...

CHARLESTON — Governor Jim Justice ended his annual speech to the West Virginia Legislature by exposing his daughter’s b-hole and vajayjay...

CHARLESTON — Representative Carol Miller’s office referred to the act of taxing coal companies responsible for slowly murdering their...

ALL AROUND YOU — A recent study performed by The University of Austin revealed that popular durable workwear company, Carhartt, was doing...

DUNBAR -- Famed and beloved WCHS veteran Kennie Bass is the alleged driver of the vehicle that clipped a WSAZ reporter last night....

CHARLESTON — Ms. Valerie Frizzle, Ph. D., was unable to take her class into a human body riddled with the Omicron variant or COVID-19...

Governor Jim Justice claims that there are “mucho bucks” to be made in Crypto art pieces. He announced at a briefing on Monday that he...

UNKNOWN — Bette Midler revealed herself to be the popular, Appalachian meme-maker, Little Bubby Child, when she Tweeted, “I run down to...

CHARLESTON — Ramp reporters interviewed Senator Joe Manchin after he allegedly filibusted all in his slacks after casting a “nay” vote in...

CHARLESTON — Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! And that’s it! Just Christmas! No other religious holidays shall be acknowledged by Senator Joe...

CHARLESTON — Protesting and striking didn’t quite yield the results desired for this young lady. Poor pay and benefits for doing the most...