CHARLESTON — Patrick Morrisey was sworn in today using the Trump Bible. The book is also known as Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless The U.S.A.”...

HUNTINGTON -- Semi-popular chicken chain, Roosters, has announced that they will be taking a load off on Mondays due to "why not?" The...

HUNTINGTON -- Local man, Patrick Salmons, wanted to “celebrate Pride” by finally going potty all by himself. Unfortunately, he trusted a...

W.Va. — The reporter was let go after The Ramp received pressure from The Giant Monster Terrorizing The City. Reporter Carl Anse was told...

MYRTLE BEACH – The Marshall Thundering Herd and the University of Connecticut Huskies are ready to rumble in the inaugural Bargain...

CHARLESTON — In a nearly unsatirizable turn of events, Appalachian Power Park has been renamed GoMart Park. Park manager, Paul Gillespie,...

MILTON — “Oh, lovely! Dinner rolls!” exclaimed a guest at an event catered by Leah Gore, owner of Jack the Bakery. The oblivious patron...

CHARLES TOWN — Lizzo peered down the sight of John Brown’s custom 1856 Sharps rifle. Bullseye. Lizzo lubed up another round and greased...

HUNTINGTON — Local insurance agent, who requested to remain anonymous, Johnathan Maverick, was hospitalized Monday Morning after he...

NOTRE DAME — Marshall Thundering Herd will be traveling to Notre Dame, Indiana to get destroyed by one of the most prolific ball clubs in...

Tyler Childers and The Food Stamps released two versions of a new single, “Angel Band”, today. Can I Take My Hounds to Heaven? will be...

PITTSBURGH — WVU students excited to commit their traditional third-degree felony arson were disappointed when the Pittsburgh Panthers...

HUNTINGTON — Are you some sort of freak? Do you like being the center of attention? Are you able to stand for eight or more hours a day...

HUNTINGTON – For decades, The Rough N’ Rowdy Brawl has drawn some of the best amateur fighters and diehard fight fans in West Virginia to...

W. Va. — “Honey, honey, hunneeee… No.” Jonathan Van Ness said as he picked through the rustic Americana décor in the gift shop of Cracker...

W. Va. — Senator Joe Manchin was diagnosed with Chronic Ligma this week, and has been experiencing mild symptoms. Manchin was said to...

WASHINGTON — Enthusiastic Joker fan and experienced restraining order-haver, Derrick Evans, was sentenced to one full trimester in...

MILTON — “Everyone knows it’s against the law to be in possession of fireworks after Independence Day.” Officer Troy Damron told Ramp...

LOST CREEK — A tractor-trailer crash on I-79 North sent hundreds of cases of West Virginia Water flying into the median. The cause of the...

CHARLESTON — “Honestly, we never really knew what LGBTQ stood for. With what we’re doing now, I guess you could say country music has...